Portions for Foxes: Archive

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Sep 1st

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Sep 1st

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I honestly feel sorry for my future kids if they...

Kid: "Mom?"
Me: "Yeah?"
Kid: "...would you still love me if...I was gay?"
Me: "...are you gay?"
Kid: "Yes."
Me: "OH MY GOD YES COME HERE NEW FAVORITE CHILD I KNEW I RAISED YOU RIGHT GIVE ME A HUG I'M MAKING COOKIES DO YOU WANT A NEW CAR HERE PUT GLEE IN THE DVD PLAYER WE'RE HAVING A PARTY."

Aug 31st

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Aug 31st

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Aug 31st

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Ooh girl you're so fine you make me wanna cut my...

Aug 31st

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Aug 30th

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God forbid Taylor Swift ever gets pregnant now.

katiefuckingfitch-: Kanye is just gonna walk into the delivery room like, “Yo Taylor, imma let you finish birthin’ this child, but Beyonce had one of the best babies of all time. OF ALL TIME.”

Aug 30th

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Aug 30th

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Aug 30th

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Reblog if you're a Faberry shipper.

quinnfabraytasteslikepink: Don’t like it, reblog it. You’ll see why once you do.

Aug 30th

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Aug 30th

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Liam:

sadwich:

Aug 30th

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Aug 30th

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Aug 30th

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Aug 30th

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Aug 30th

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Aug 30th

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“Ooh child he’s gonna split you open with his horsecock.”

– Arguably the best text message I have EVER read. (also, this isn’t my text message.)

Aug 30th

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Aug 30th

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You think you know, but you have no idea.: Taking... →

ecreiche87: Much of the public was first introduced to Tyler the Creator during last night’s MTV Video Music Awards, after the young rapper won an award for Best New Artist and danced onstage with Will Ferrell, Jack Black, and Seth Rogen. What many of them will unfortunately learn if they now decide to… I give up. I have no words, I give up on people. I’m… walking away now.

Aug 29th

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The 3rd GIF in your folder is your reaction when...

holdmyroyalscepter: jellicent: salpinx: PFFT. I don’t usually post these but THIS ONE. PERFECT.

Aug 29th

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Reblog if you want "have you ever" asks.

Aug 29th

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got another follower

hey woman =]

Aug 29th

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Aug 28th

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VMA's tonight, Death Valley premiere tomorrow.

imma-gay-panda: sdfdjsglkfjglkdfjgldkfj!! SO FUCKING EXCITED!!!

Aug 28th

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Me and Mikey are going after cougars. It's...

COUGAR HUNTING!!!!!!!!

Aug 28th

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Aug 28th

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Aug 28th

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Aug 28th

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The moment when you start obsessing over something...

Click here if you’re awkward!

Aug 28th

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Aug 28th

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imma-gay-panda started followed me... >W

p.s. mikey/scruffy/wolfy talks about you all the time.

Aug 28th

I don't care who the hell you are.

go. watch. I Love You, Phillip Morris. RIGHT NOW!!! GET OFF TUMBLR AND GO WATCH IT!! … it’s on netflix.

Aug 28th

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Let me tell you something about Irene. We were...

alwaysanoriginal: tomtomchipchip: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA ROFLLLLL.

Aug 28th

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Aug 28th

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Aug 28th

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Aug 28th

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VMA'S tonight!

agirlnamedmikey: goin to have a little party with my friends! I can’t wait for tonight… I love you guise! also I’m thinking chinese for lunch…you down Piper? Also there mihgt be photos of us up tonight…of posts…we’ll have to wait and see…but it’ll be on this girls blog. http://piperfennec.tumblr.com/ LET’S DO IT!!!!

Aug 28th