I honestly feel sorry for my future kids if they...
Kid: "...would you still love me if...I was gay?"
Me: "...are you gay?"
Me: "OH MY GOD YES COME HERE NEW FAVORITE CHILD I KNEW I RAISED YOU RIGHT GIVE ME A HUG I'M MAKING COOKIES DO YOU WANT A NEW CAR HERE PUT GLEE IN THE DVD PLAYER WE'RE HAVING A PARTY."
Ooh girl you're so fine you make me wanna cut my...
God forbid Taylor Swift ever gets pregnant now.
katiefuckingfitch-: Kanye is just gonna walk into the delivery room like, “Yo Taylor, imma let you finish birthin’ this child, but Beyonce had one of the best babies of all time. OF ALL TIME.”
Reblog if you're a Faberry shipper.
quinnfabraytasteslikepink: Don’t like it, reblog it. You’ll see why once you do.
Ooh child he’s gonna split you open with his horsecock.– Arguably the best text message I have EVER read. (also, this isn’t my text message.)
You think you know, but you have no idea.: Taking... →
ecreiche87: Much of the public was first introduced to Tyler the Creator during last night’s MTV Video Music Awards, after the young rapper won an award for Best New Artist and danced onstage with Will Ferrell, Jack Black, and Seth Rogen. What many of them will unfortunately learn if they now decide to… I give up. I have no words, I give up on people. I’m… walking away now.
The 3rd GIF in your folder is your reaction when...
holdmyroyalscepter: jellicent: salpinx: PFFT. I don’t usually post these but THIS ONE. PERFECT.
Reblog if you want "have you ever" asks.
got another follower
hey woman =]
VMA's tonight, Death Valley premiere tomorrow.
imma-gay-panda: sdfdjsglkfjglkdfjgldkfj!! SO FUCKING EXCITED!!!
Me and Mikey are going after cougars. It's...
The moment when you start obsessing over something...
Click here if you’re awkward!
imma-gay-panda started followed me... >W
p.s. mikey/scruffy/wolfy talks about you all the time.
I don't care who the hell you are.
go. watch. I Love You, Phillip Morris. RIGHT NOW!!! GET OFF TUMBLR AND GO WATCH IT!! … it’s on netflix.
Let me tell you something about Irene. We were...
alwaysanoriginal: tomtomchipchip: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA ROFLLLLL.
agirlnamedmikey: goin to have a little party with my friends! I can’t wait for tonight… I love you guise! also I’m thinking chinese for lunch…you down Piper? Also there mihgt be photos of us up tonight…of posts…we’ll have to wait and see…but it’ll be on this girls blog. http://piperfennec.tumblr.com/ LET’S DO IT!!!!
that awkward moment when you're sitting on tumblr...
me: everyone else: best friend:
my armpitts smell AMAZING!!!!