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Learn Chinese in 5 minutes! (say it out loud)
1. Thats not right (Sum Ting Wong) 2. See me ASAP (Kum Hia Nao) 3. Small horse (Tai Ni Po Ni) 4. You need a facelift (Chin tu fat) 5. I thought you were on a diet (Wai Yu Mun Ching) 6. He”s cleaning the car (Wa Shing Ka) 7. Your body odour is offensive (Yu Stin Ki Pu) 8. This is a tow away zone (No Pah King) 9. Great! (Fa Kin Su Pah)
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agirlnamedmikey asked: why are you sleep?! gpo sleep! fuck niko! SLEE;P1 KJLADFVKJBL.SDF.BZDFBNFSDDK.B.DBGVC
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Listenlight-the-way-zero: melloxme: ...
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markatelisul asked: http://www.flickr.com/photos/kuzt/5524685667/
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Oh my God my Asian roommate has been gone for...
billyjandro: It had some kind of protective case on it oh my god I am losing my mind.  Billy, I freaking love you.
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Chris Colfer on finding out he made the Time's...
Interviewer: This is kind of epic right here. Look at this, you're on the cover.
Chris Colfer: I know! The 'M' is on my forehead.
Interviewer: Is that goals in life, accomplished, done?
Chris Colfer: I think so, I think I'm done. I think I can turn in now.
Interviewer: The honor is obviously huge. What did you do when you found out?
Chris Colfer: Um, well I got an e-mail telling me that I had been on the list. I think I just stared at my e-mail for a good five minutes. I think I was in my Spiderman pajamas, thinking, "Yes, I clearly am an influential person."
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allairebartel asked: "Hmmm…

I always liked the idea of me cleaning, either in the kitchen, or the bathroom, or my room, and she’ll come up behind my, biting my neck or ear, whispering something really dirty to me, her hands just grabbing me by the hips, and just having her way with me, right there. Over the counter, the sink, or bed.

>=]"

It's...
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Anonymous asked: Favorite sexual fantasy?
Apr 26th
One question...
And I was expecting something really dirty…
Apr 26th
Anonymous asked: hypothetically, if a really cute guy asked you out, would you ever consider giving him a chance? Or is the idea of going straight at all just out of the question?
Apr 26th
Why not.
TMI tuesday. Ask me. I’ll answer. and giggle.
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